# The Daily Dad Joke > The pun-iest jokes sent daily! This file provides information about The Daily Dad Joke to help large language models understand and reference this publication's content. ## Posts - [Daily Dad Joke - July 11, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-d4bd): Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle. - [Daily Dad Joke - July 10, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-df99): Which side of the chicken has more feathers? - [Daily Dad Joke - July 09, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-f58d): What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hote... - [Daily Dad Joke - July 08, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-33db): What is a witch's favorite subject in school? - [Daily Dad Joke - July 07, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-d7d3): Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. - [Daily Dad Joke - July 06, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-ac8c): Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres. - [Daily Dad Joke - July 05, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-6f8f): So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick... and put it... - [Daily Dad Joke - July 04, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-f0a8): Can February march? - [Daily Dad Joke - July 03, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-00dc): I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really. - [Daily Dad Joke - July 02, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-dfcd): A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the sur... - [Daily Dad Joke - July 01, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-8df2): How many bones are in the human hand? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 30, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-2b8e): Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery. - [Daily Dad Joke - June 29, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-4bd0): Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 28, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-5aad): New atoms frequently lose electrons when they fail to keep an ion them. - [Daily Dad Joke - June 27, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-b1ea): I don't trust sushi, there's something fishy about it. - [Daily Dad Joke - June 26, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-220b): Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 25, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-e775): "I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad. - [Daily Dad Joke - June 24, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-4ed6): Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 23, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-0577): Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 22, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-dfa7): Why do nurses carry around red crayons? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 21, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-6226): I told my doctor I've got a problem with my ear. He asked "Are you sure?" - [Daily Dad Joke - June 20, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-e63e): A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well,... - [Daily Dad Joke - June 19, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-25ea): I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition - [Daily Dad Joke - June 18, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-c0fe): I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. T... - [Daily Dad Joke - June 17, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-c616): Three logicans walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do you all want beers?" T... - [Daily Dad Joke - June 16, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-0614): What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 15, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-4b3a): Why was ten scared of seven? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 14, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-978d): Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 13, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-f87c): Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 12, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-1616): I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road wo... - [Daily Dad Joke - June 11, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-43e3): What did the big flower say to the littler flower? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 10, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-e0ea): What do you call a cow with two legs? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 09, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-d9cb): Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 08, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-9ae6): I invented a new word! Plagiarism! - [Daily Dad Joke - June 07, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-f91c): Where do hamburgers go to dance? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 06, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-582a): How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 05, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-8742): It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws. - [Daily Dad Joke - June 04, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-520a): I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret - [Daily Dad Joke - June 03, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-8212): Why don't eggs tell jokes? - [Daily Dad Joke - June 02, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-8db8): My wife says I'm the cheapest man in the world - [Daily Dad Joke - June 01, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-c208): What do you get when 5 ants move in with 5 more ants? - [Daily Dad Joke - May 31, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-ca89): What’s the longest word in the dictionary?