# The Daily Dad Joke > The pun-iest jokes sent daily! This file provides information about The Daily Dad Joke to help large language models understand and reference this publication's content. ## Posts - [Daily Dad Joke - October 07, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-604e): My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his ... - [Daily Dad Joke - October 06, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-241f): Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. The... - [Daily Dad Joke - October 05, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-9e29): Why can't you live in china? - [Daily Dad Joke - October 04, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-62ec): What did the border patrol agent say to the migrating chicken? - [Daily Dad Joke - October 03, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-4e55): What does a pirate pay for his corn? - [Daily Dad Joke - October 02, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-17de): Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? - [Daily Dad Joke - October 01, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-b0e2): I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. - [Daily Dad Joke - September 30, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-f5d5): What do you call a fat psychic? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 29, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-3712): What do you call a criminal going down the stairs? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 28, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-27f8): What do you call a girl between two posts? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 27, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-7b1c): What do you call someone with no nose? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 26, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-38fd): I wanted to be a tailor but I didn't suit the job - [Daily Dad Joke - September 25, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-ff0e): In the news a courtroom artist was arrested today, I'm not surprised, he alwa... - [Daily Dad Joke - September 24, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-b064): Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 23, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-dc18): There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from i... - [Daily Dad Joke - September 22, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-c6c2): Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 21, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-62a4): What do you do when your bunny gets wet? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 20, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-3bea): What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 19, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-ab42): What was a more important invention than the first telephone? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 18, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-abaa): Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell... - [Daily Dad Joke - September 17, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-576c): Where do you learn to make banana splits? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 16, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-fcc2): Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. - [Daily Dad Joke - September 15, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-a289): How do you make a 'one' disappear? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 14, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-7a89): What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 13, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-6177): Why did the cookie cry? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 12, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-2605): When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Gree... - [Daily Dad Joke - September 11, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-054a): What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 10, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-1124): No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder. - [Daily Dad Joke - September 09, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-8e3c): Did you know your pupils are the last thing to stop working when you die? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 08, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-aef6): When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot d... - [Daily Dad Joke - September 07, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-342a): Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 06, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-3d53): Where do cats write notes? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 05, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-1f90): What did the hat say to the scarf? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 04, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-da18): Why did the miner get fired from his job? - [Daily Dad Joke - September 03, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-7ee7): Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers. - [Daily Dad Joke - September 02, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-e5f9): I don't trust stairs - [Daily Dad Joke - September 01, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-d3b8): Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? - [Daily Dad Joke - August 31, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-164e): How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? - [Daily Dad Joke - August 30, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-bc95): As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a caree... - [Daily Dad Joke - August 29, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-e7e9): Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? - [Daily Dad Joke - August 28, 2026](https://www.thedailydadjoke.com/p/new-post-6852): What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?