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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him....
Dec 22, 2025
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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