An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for one beer. The second asks for half a beer. The third asks for a quarter beer. And so on... The bar man gets fed up, pours 2 beers and announces: "You guys should know your limits"!
My name is Andrew. I run The Daily Dad Joke and am an employee at beehiiv (the newsletter platform powering TDDJ).
I had an idea about a way to automate a newsletter without having to daily setup sends. I ended up building a database of dad jokes and wiring it up to beehiiv's sending capabilities so that one goes out every day. Right now I have about a year's worth of jokes left, so any submissions are welcome!
“Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those...
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A mathematician is walking down the street. He sees 2 people go in to a house. A short while later, 3 people come out of the same house. He thinks to himself: if one more person goes in to the house, there will be exactly zero people in the house.
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